Thursday, May 22, 2008

An Idea...

...whose time will never, ever, ever come. It's the worst idea since New Coke, worse since it's arguably a sacrilege. A fresh-sliced lime goes great with just about any bottle of cerveza from Mexico, especially if you chase it with a shot of tequila. I like to think that that's how God enjoys a cold one after an especially hard day at work. A lime-like substance injected into something already just this side of stagnant water is an abomination, no matter how much marketing muscle Budweiser puts behind it...

Mike Lux, who is writing a book about the history of the progressive/conservative debate, thinks that Teddy Kennedy is the most important, most effective senator from the progressive side ever...

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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 22, 2008 at 2:03 PM

    I never got the lime with beer thing. I always thought it was Corona's way of covering up the fact that the beer sucks.
    I'll take my Mexican beer staight-up and today I believe there's a cold Bohemia waiting in the fridge. It's a good thing, too, because it feels like it's about 100 degrees outside (probably not a degree over 90 though).

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  2. ScrumpyMay 23, 2008 at 7:13 AM

    I'm not a beer drinker, but if it's anything like the Diet Coke with Lime, production will be haulted on this within 6 months.

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  3. K.May 23, 2008 at 1:33 PM

    Not a beer drinker!? And you live Texas? You must be a Communist, then!

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