Younger Than Springtime

Well, we're pretty sure he is anyway. To discover who and what is definitely younger than John McCain -- things like Cheerios and the Golden Gate Bridge, check out this blog. One of them, Senator Thad Cochran of Mississippi, offered this nugget on the prospect of being offered the vice-presidency: 

"When I was much younger, I probably would have said, 'Sure, I'll be glad to accept it,' but I'm seventy years [old] and they need a younger person for the job. I would probably tell them 'Look for somebody else.'"