Monday, December 17, 2007

A Day in the Life...

...of a soon-t0-be-married man:
  • Go to the gym and lift weights. There's plenty of time to slack off and go to seed after the wedding;
  • Drop off wedding suit with a tailor. I've actually lost weight since I got the suit, so it needs taking in;
  • Print out song lyrics for a wedding favor and get them printed and trimmed;
  • Take wedding shirt and wedding trip shirts to the cleaner for pressing;
  • Stop by a friend's house and unsuccessfully try to get her television to work. My theory is that the male gene that makes us one with consumer electronics begins a process of gradual feminization once we turn 30. Of course, it doesn't help that I can barely read the print identifying the ports in the TV, Tivo, and receiver;
  • Get a cup of coffee and read from this very good book that I'll write more about later;
  • Order pizza.
Killian's Downloads:
Everybody's Brother (Billy Joe Shaver)
Draw the Curtain (Will Hoge)

1 comment:

Premium T. said...

I read this the first time as "go to seed after the weeding." Some kind of weird post-gardening slack-off. And I thought, why is Paul out weeding in the rain? Huh??!!! And wait just a minute here: who has time to read DURING THE DAY??? Shouldn't you be off running more and more errands for your bride-to-be???