Ugh. I have the crud today. Frankly, I'll take any deity -- God, "Hindu," Buddha, Allah, or...miscellaneous -- that can get rid of it:
As for the rest of the day, it's time to regress into soup and McHale's Navy, which my brothers and I watched religiously after school. Come to think of it, if Ernest Borgnine has any ideas for this cold, I'll take them.